Learn CRP

I just learned how to do CRP by watching this video. Albeit, one handed CPR.

Sasha Grey Naked on the Streets

Sasha Grey is naked on the streets of Los Angeles. No, this isn’t some sort of outdoor porn shoot. Posters of Ms. Grey are turning up everywhere in promotion of Dennis McGrath’s art opening where I suppose there will be lots of porn girl pictures. Kimberly Kane who happens to be his girlfriend posted more photos of Sasha’s two dimensional tush on her blog.

The New Pornographers are not Pornographers

The New Pornographers are a Canadian indie rock outfit who took their name from a 1966 Japanese film. They are not literal pornographers. Anybody with any sort of acumen could deduce that. Yet a woman named Bethany took to the editorial pages of the Salt Lake Tribune to criticize the group who are scheduled to perform as part of the Twilight Concert Series, presented by the Salt Lake City Arts Council

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April O’Neil Now Taking it in the Vag (with Penis)

April O’Neil, perhaps the geekiest starlet in all of porn valley is now taking it in the vag from actual penis! See, up until now Ms. O’Neil only had eyes for the ladies. All of us perverts waited patiently for this glorious day; and that day is now!

“I guess: I’m bored. I wanna try something new and see where it takes me.” says this stunner.

Get more details straight from the lips of this knock-out over at her blog.

Pic via BangBros

This Ain’t Dirty Jobs XXX

Filthy, grimy, sullied, and unclean. Those are just a few words to describe Hustler Video’s latest parody, This Ain’t Dirty Jobs XXX. Filmed both on location and at the Hustler Video studios, the This Ain’t Dirty Jobs XXX parody encompasses everything that we love about porn stars, The Discovery Channel®, and getting dirty!

Evan Stone plays a spoof of the real Dirty Jobs host, Mike Rowe, as he attempts to go where no man has ever gone before! His first mission is to clean up the slippery lube mess created on set by the dark-haired temptress, Tanner Mayes. A true professional, “Mike” takes his job very seriously. He doesn’t just complete his dirty job; he devours her! Some more of “Mike’s” dirty jobs include testing out sex toys at a sex toy factory (April O’Neil & Madison Scott were happy to assist!), shoveling poop at a horse stall (while Carmen McCarthy & Billy Glide fuck nearby), chopping trees in the San Fernando Valley and of course, perhaps the worst dirty job of them all, cleaning toilets in porn valley! Naturally, every dirty job does come with its own perk, and in Hustler Video’s spoof, This Ain’t Dirty Jobs XXX, parody Mike Rowe was right there in the middle of all the cum-loving action!

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Kayden Kross’ First Fuck!

From her blog, Kayden Kross tells us about her “first time”.

“My first kiss set me back 2 years. It wasn’t just a kiss. It was 13 years leading up to it and unrealistic expectations and butterflies and the giant looming question mark in my head when I wondered where I was supposed to put my nose. I googled it. How to kiss. There was no real advice beyond preemptive tooth brushing and not bumping heads.

My partner did not read that article though.

On the day of the kiss I saw him in first period and at lunch. My girlfriends elbowed me and giggled and I avoided getting too close for fear that I might chicken out if given the opportunity. Then school dismissed for the day and we poured out towards the buses. I rounded the corner and there he was perched on a railing in all his cool skater style glory. His friends stood around him in a semicircle, waiting. My friends stood on either side of me, pushing me forward. He cooly threw another oreo cookie in his mouth and tossed his hair back out of his eyes. He was freckly and beautiful. He looked me straight in the eyes and smiled then jumped down off the rail and led me away amidst squeals and whispers.

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On the set of Seinfeld: A XXX Parody # 2

Tessa Taylor, master of her domain.

The porno parody train just keeps on running. Our friend Jeff Koga was recently on set while they shot Seinfeld: A XXX Parody # 2. I hope they included a Mickey Abbott character this go round.

See more pics HERE

Naked Ambition: An R-Rated look at an X-Rated Industry

Back in 2007, photographer Michael Grecco put out a book called “Naked Ambition”. It was filled with behind-the-scenes photos and portraits taken at the annual AVN awards. The book went on to be critically acclaimed, and even featured a a foreword by our founder Larry Flynt.

Turns out he was also rolling video at these AVN visits. He’s taken this footage and turned it into a documentary which features some of our favorites like Nautica Thorn and Joanna Angel.

For more check out NakedAmbition.com

Used Celebrity Breast Implants for Sale

Memphis Monroe for Penthouse

From celebrity-mania.com, Sharon Osborne recently revealed that she plans on removing her breast implants and sell them on ebay.

Osborne states “I wish I’d never had my breasts done the last time. They’ve put these bloody great bags in that are too fucking round – it’s like a waterbed on your chest. I want to have the bags taken out – then I will put them on eBay.”

I for one, wouldn’t mind owning these formerly famous fun bags. I think they would make great paper weights for my desk. Put me down for $20 in the auction.

Sharon went on to say that she’s had over $32,000 worth of cosmetic surgery. “My teeth alone cost seven grand, but they’re good because they don’t look too white. The whole head cost 25 grand. I’ve had the tities done twice. Ozzy likes them but I don’t. My body goes into shock every time I go into a doctors surgery because it goes ‘Oh no, no more liposuction. I can’t cope!’ “

Casey Parker Quits Porn

Former Hustler cover girl and the all American surfer girl you wish lived next door, Casey Parker is calling it quits from the jizz biz. Getting her start back in 2006, Ms. Parker went on the grace the cover of the May ‘07 issue of Hustler Magazine as well as the February ‘07 issue of Barely Legal. From her myspace:

“Hello everyone! So sorry I haven’t written in months, I have been super busy with school.–I haven’t been doing anything related to performing for many months now and I just wanted to say:

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