I just learned how to do CRP by watching this video. Albeit, one handed CPR.

Sasha Grey is naked on the streets of Los Angeles. No, this isn’t some sort of outdoor porn shoot. Posters of Ms. Grey are turning up everywhere in promotion of Dennis McGrath’s art opening where I suppose there will be lots of porn girl pictures. Kimberly Kane who happens to be his girlfriend posted more photos of Sasha’s two dimensional tush on her blog.

The New Pornographers are a Canadian indie rock outfit who took their name from a 1966 Japanese film. They are not literal pornographers. Anybody with any sort of acumen could deduce that. Yet a woman named Bethany took to the editorial pages of the Salt Lake Tribune to criticize the group who are scheduled to perform as part of the Twilight Concert Series, presented by the Salt Lake City Arts Council

Bethany says “Considering Becker’s agenda of “fairness,” to whom is even the name “New Pornographers” being fair to? Is it fair to the victims of the 6,500 registered sex offenders in Utah? Why does Becker want to promote thoughts about pornography, which contributes to crimes against women and children? Whose side is he on?”

Seriously Bethany? Did you even look up this band before firing off a letter to the editor?

She goes on “To be fair to the majority of citizens, how about some decent, respectful entertainment for them? I asked my neighbors in the Avenues what they thought of bringing the New Pornographers and they were equally disturbed.”

We looked up “the Avenues” and it appears to be the most liberal enclave of Salt Lake City. If the most liberal people in the city are bothered by the word “pornography” remind me never to visit there. I imagine I’ll be run out of town because of my care-free hair cut and my liberal-biased tennis shoes.

“I guess: I’m bored. I wanna try something new and see where it takes me.” says this stunner.

Get more details straight from the lips of this knock-out over at her blog.

Pic via BangBros

Filthy, grimy, sullied, and unclean. Those are just a few words to describe Hustler Video’s latest parody, This Ain’t Dirty Jobs XXX. Filmed both on location and at the Hustler Video studios, the This Ain’t Dirty Jobs XXX parody encompasses everything that we love about porn stars, The Discovery Channel®, and getting dirty!

Evan Stone plays a spoof of the real Dirty Jobs host, Mike Rowe, as he attempts to go where no man has ever gone before! His first mission is to clean up the slippery lube mess created on set by the dark-haired temptress, Tanner Mayes. A true professional, “Mike” takes his job very seriously. He doesn’t just complete his dirty job; he devours her! Some more of “Mike’s” dirty jobs include testing out sex toys at a sex toy factory (April O’Neil & Madison Scott were happy to assist!), shoveling poop at a horse stall (while Carmen McCarthy & Billy Glide fuck nearby), chopping trees in the San Fernando Valley and of course, perhaps the worst dirty job of them all, cleaning toilets in porn valley! Naturally, every dirty job does come with its own perk, and in Hustler Video’s spoof, This Ain’t Dirty Jobs XXX, parody Mike Rowe was right there in the middle of all the cum-loving action!

When asked what she liked best about her specific scene, McKenzie Miles said, “It was great! Evan was so funny! I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time. And when he started licking my feet I remember thinking, ‘I don’t know if it tickles or if I’m turned on.’ Turns out I was turned on because I think I like came five seconds later. Besides, I love having sex in a bathroom. It’s so naughty! I can’t remember the last time I did that. …Wait. Does your own bathroom count or does it have to be someone else’s?”

Hustler Video’s This Ain’t Dirty Jobs XXX is really more than just a parody. It’s a way of life. So do you part to clean up American by picking up your own personal copy of Hustler Video’s This Ain’t Dirty Jobs XXX parody today! Because the best part about doing a job…is getting dirty!

From her blog, Kayden Kross tells us about her “first time”.

“My first kiss set me back 2 years. It wasn’t just a kiss. It was 13 years leading up to it and unrealistic expectations and butterflies and the giant looming question mark in my head when I wondered where I was supposed to put my nose. I googled it. How to kiss. There was no real advice beyond preemptive tooth brushing and not bumping heads.

My partner did not read that article though.

On the day of the kiss I saw him in first period and at lunch. My girlfriends elbowed me and giggled and I avoided getting too close for fear that I might chicken out if given the opportunity. Then school dismissed for the day and we poured out towards the buses. I rounded the corner and there he was perched on a railing in all his cool skater style glory. His friends stood around him in a semicircle, waiting. My friends stood on either side of me, pushing me forward. He cooly threw another oreo cookie in his mouth and tossed his hair back out of his eyes. He was freckly and beautiful. He looked me straight in the eyes and smiled then jumped down off the rail and led me away amidst squeals and whispers.

And then he turned to me and went for it.

I used to always get in trouble at church because I couldn’t keep my eyes closed during prayer. It seems like the most obvious time for the enemy to strike if you ask me–right when the whole congregation shuts their eyes for a guaranteed amount of time. Ninjas could move in, or worse. So when he came in for the kiss my eyes fluttered shut before my system overrode the whole thing and they opened just in time to see him coming at me with his soft blond lashes in the sunlight and his pretty tan and his puka shells and his tongue jutting out of his mouth like a stiff board and covered in black oreo cookie crumbs. I saw his whole mouth. The braces. The crumbs. The black spit. I saw it all right as it collided with my own mouth, my iridescent wet n’ wild lip gloss and my lips quivering in fear. And I recoiled. My head flew back. Someone squealed again. It may have been me.

So that was my first and last kiss for two years. I feared it more than book reports, more than gym class on days we had to run the timed mile… Just the memory of it could bring back that very strange, very uncookie taste he left on me. It was a huge roadblock for my boy infatuation. I loved them. I couldn’t get enough of them. I just didn’t want to see their tongues in that much detail ever again.

When I did finally cross that bridge though, I did it with force. I was 15 and freshmen year had just let out for the summer. I made up for the two years that I should have been experimenting and went straight for the kill. We kissed. He felt me up. We fucked. It was untraumatizing. He tasted good. Red slurpee and cigarettes and Kid Rock played in the background. Then I wanted to kiss everybody. It was a good summer.”

For more Kayden, see this Penthouse gallery.

The porno parody train just keeps on running. Our friend Jeff Koga was recently on set while they shot Seinfeld: A XXX Parody # 2. I hope they included a Mickey Abbott character this go round.

See more pics HERE

Back in 2007, photographer Michael Grecco put out a book called “Naked Ambition”. It was filled with behind-the-scenes photos and portraits taken at the annual AVN awards. The book went on to be critically acclaimed, and even featured a a foreword by our founder Larry Flynt.

Turns out he was also rolling video at these AVN visits. He’s taken this footage and turned it into a documentary which features some of our favorites like Nautica Thorn and Joanna Angel.

For more check out NakedAmbition.com

From celebrity-mania.com, Sharon Osborne recently revealed that she plans on removing her breast implants and sell them on ebay.

Osborne states “I wish I’d never had my breasts done the last time. They’ve put these bloody great bags in that are too fucking round – it’s like a waterbed on your chest. I want to have the bags taken out – then I will put them on eBay.”

I for one, wouldn’t mind owning these formerly famous fun bags. I think they would make great paper weights for my desk. Put me down for $20 in the auction.

Sharon went on to say that she’s had over $32,000 worth of cosmetic surgery. “My teeth alone cost seven grand, but they’re good because they don’t look too white. The whole head cost 25 grand. I’ve had the tities done twice. Ozzy likes them but I don’t. My body goes into shock every time I go into a doctors surgery because it goes ‘Oh no, no more liposuction. I can’t cope!’ “

“Hello everyone! So sorry I haven’t written in months, I have been super busy with school.–I haven’t been doing anything related to performing for many months now and I just wanted to say:

So it’s been a long time coming, but I wanted everyone to know that I have officially stopped performing in movies and on stage. It was a lot of fun while it lasted, but at some point I had to finish having my fun and get back to real life. I originally got into the business to explore my sexuality, and I did, and it was a lot of fun. I will never regret getting the chance to do that. In the industry there were some amazing people, and of course, some not so nice. I will say that I learned a lot about myself as a person, businesswoman and about what I want out of life. So here I go everybody.

I know it will be difficult for you to find another blonde in the industry…there are so few…haha j/k”